THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN

"And in this election, President Bush received more votes than any presidential candidate in our country's history."

It's finally over. Bush will be in D.C. for another term. Kerry will get to go back what he's actually good at...windsurfing and snowboarding. Don't you think that's what he secretly hoped for? He didn't look like he wanted it very badly. And Edwards? I think he might have actually dropped off the ticket two weeks ago and been to ashamed to admit it. He didn't add to Kerry's campaign a bit...what a loser. Cheney really did a number on that guy. At least he will now have time to go through with the final surgery of his sex change procedure, and become the woman he was "born to be".

The GOP tightened it's grip on the scrotum of the Demi's in D.C. I get a warm fuzzy feeling all over just thinking about Ted Kennedy squirming. He's gonna need a lot of booz these next four years. Oh and...Congratulations Daschle, you became the first Senate party leader in more than 50 years to be voted out of office. Well done!!!

Not So Quick Side note...

From FoxNews: "First-time voters made up about 10 percent of the electorate, about the same as in 2000, and they favored Kerry. Four years ago, the group leaned toward Gore." No shit? I bet it had nothing to to with Sean "Puffy" Combs..riding around in his Bentley and screaming about "rocking the vote" and "vote or die". Luckily 10% just isn't gonna cut it. The Democrats are gonna have to find a much bigger (and concerned) group of the proletariat they can brainwash with celebrities and Rolexes. I have a feeling MTV won't be spending so much dough on their Choose or Lose campaign from now on. Here's an idea...Stick to bubble gum pop and wanna-be gangsta rap. It's what you know, and all your viewers really care about. The 18-24 year old, TRL viewing audience's only idea of reality is The Real World.